teamfreekickass:

In third grade I wrote this poem: 

"There once was a man named Jim
He didn’t know how to swim
He jumped off a dock
And sank like a rock
and that was the end of him.”

guidance knew me well that year. 

(via dancingqveen)

Favourite Patrick’s outfit in 2013 8/?

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Timestamp: 1397561210

Favourite Patrick’s outfit in 2013 8/?

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ivegotcrowleyinademontrap:

No matter how many bands you listen to you will always have that one certain band that started everything.

(Source: soulessgypsy, via alltimewentz)

» Fall Out Boy recording “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” 

(Source: releasethedoves, via alltimewentz)

Timestamp: 1397561082

» Fall Out Boy recording “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” 

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via twinklingray)

anus:

deathschemist:

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

why the fuck are you looking up shrek porn

dont

(via aint-nobody-got-time-for-that)

Timestamp: 1397560895

anus:

deathschemist:

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

why the fuck are you looking up shrek porn

dont

(via aint-nobody-got-time-for-that)

(Source: iraffiruse, via msalanabloom)

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

(via foolshohoholiday)

Timestamp: 1397322086

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

(via foolshohoholiday)

maiden-china:

Gerard’s fashion tips. This is one of many reasons he’s my hero.

(via elmakiass)

Timestamp: 1397094368

maiden-china:

Gerard’s fashion tips. This is one of many reasons he’s my hero.

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I appreciate your everything - Patrick Stump

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Timestamp: 1397094361

I appreciate your everything - Patrick Stump

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valley-of-the-panic:

There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for…

(Source: valley-of-the-panic, via peroxdeprincess)

Timestamp: 1397094356

valley-of-the-panic:

There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for…

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writercas:

bUT GUYS. 

I WAS READING A DESTIEL FANFIC DURING SCHOOL ON MY PHONE ON GOOGLE CHROME APP AND I SAW THIS 

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aND I WAS LIKE “wTF?” but i didnt click it until i got home aND I JUST CLICKED IT AND

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wHY CHROME WHY

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